poker seo

Hi Google – me again

As you can clearly see, Google, I’ve done nothing of the sort. All I want is noticed. Please notice me… Why won’t you… notice me?

Open letter to google

I’ve considered placing a personals ad in an attempt to gain your attention and affection, however – I am a bit too old fashioned to do such a thing. I just know we’d get along fine if you would just give me a chance.