Battle in the Poker Affiliate Forum

While this Poker Affiliate Program Forum thread started out innocently enough, the conversation took a turn and just spiraled out of control.

Networking with affiliates

To offer somewhat of a blow by blow of this outrageous forum thread, it started innocently enough. There had been a series of discussions covering topics from expectations of affiliate managers from poker affiliates, to how to best utilize the PAP forum. Then, AceMaster – a member of the poker community started the thread in question – calling to attention that while we are at the PAP forum to network with our fellow affiliates and affiliate managers, many of us do not really know much about one another.”  And of course, this is a valid point…

The thread started off mainly with interaction between Acemaster and Ken (a.k.a. – kingcobra) who is a forum moderator.  And then, it took a turn…

Poker Affiliate Program Cage Match

It was all clear sailing until Ken suggested a cage match between he and another forum member – Kane from Poker Affiliate World.  Over the course of a few posts, this “get to know your neighbor” theme turned into a proposal for an outright brawl.  Suddenly, virtual Bingo mogul turned PayPerView provider “SuffolkPoker” Tom managed to book this cage match exclusively on his pay-per-view network.

If that weren’t enough, many other forum members began chiming in, staking claim to miscellaneous sponsorship deals as well as jobs to work what may be known as PAP’s PokerMania I.

Poker Affiliate Program PokerMania I Tale of the Tape

Height: 12 ft

Weight: 1 stone

Primary Fighting Style:  a form of Shaolin Snake KungFu known as SERPentine Fu

Strengths:  Quick lethal strike, fights well on the mat, especially on the belly, expert strategist, disciplined and fierce combatant

Weaknesses: Extreme heat, extreme cold

Diet: other snakes

Finishing Moves:  Cobra Clutch, “calling the all-in,” “the SERP manipulation”

Manager/Promoter: Don King

Fighter’s official homepage:  King Cobra Poker

Height: 6 ft, 8in

Weight: 22.9 stones

From: Parts unknown -  suspected to hail from  Poker Affiliate World

Primary Fighting Style:  wrestler, brawler

Strengths:  high tolerance for pain, inflicts high impact blows upon his opponents

Weaknesses: Fire, probably unaware this match has been booked

Diet: snakes

Finishing Moves:  tombstone piledriver, chokeslam, “the Get Hollywood in the top 3 or else email”

Manager/Promoter: Paul Bearrer, PAW Mitchell

Fight Sponsors and Supporters

PPV Network: Suffolk Poker TV

Commentary: Jim Ross, Jerry “the king” Lawler, PAPKaren

Ring Girl: Tina From Carbon Poker

Official Beverage Provider: Everest Poker

Where can bets be placed?: Click here to place bets online for this upcoming cage match.

More information:  Visit the official PAP PokerMania I fight thread here.

of note: Tanya from Everest Affiliates is rumored to be on hand passing out free Everest Poker beer holders  to the first 1000 fans.  Get to the fight early!