Hi Google – me again

Hi there Google, its me again…  Wow, you must think I’m psycho or something.  I hope you don’t.  Although, I’m quite sure you think I have issues, based on how many times I’ve adjusted, modified, changed, neurotically rewrote my keyword meta tags on my main pages in a hopeless attempt to get some love from you.  Love’s too strong a word, I think.  Maybe its attention I am seeking?  I don’t know.  Anyway, I assure you I’m only looking to have you recognize me.

If you just gave me a chance, you’d see I am a creative, funny guy.  I can write when I choose to!  I’ve made a list of ways I could have gone about trying to capture your attention as a Poker Blogger, but I am proud to say I’ve not yet gone that route, as I’m trying to be respectful and give you a chance to notice me without insulting your intelligence.  Anyway, here’s my list:

Ways I could have battled for Google’s affection

• Write an e-book called “Online love affair with Google” a.k.a. – “Sex, Lies, and GoogleBots”
• Purchase a site dedicated to my online love affair with google (download my free ebook now!) complete with 30 pages worth of reasons to download my Google memoirs.
• create a keyword metatag instructing #1 ranking (i.e. -meta name=“keywords” content !– rank #1 in-all –!)
• create a “revisit after” meta tag instructing demanding GoogleBot to just straight up “never leave”- details to come in my upcoming e-book entitled “Online Misery” (complete with full 30 page website crammed into one page marketing my Online Misery e-novel)

As you can clearly see, Google, I’ve done nothing of the sort.  All I want is noticed.  Please notice me…  Why won’t you…  notice me?

TLA

drunken poker blogger